He loves his ermine, he loves his throne
He's got more front than Michelle Mone
And that woman from The Apprentice whose name escapes me
You won't believe him
All you will see is a bullfrog that smirks
Although he's trussed up like a lord
George Osborne gives him the horn
George called him over and told him to vote
Keep your heel on Les Miserables throat
With a swish of his cloak, he did what he was told
He's worth millions
Even Ben Elton has sucked from his teet
The middle class elite lap it up
What is the point of this cunt?
Aw fuck it's Andrew Lloyd Webber
The twat with the melted wax coupon
He does ma nut in, his mere existence
Frightens the children, just keep yer distance
Aw fuck it's Andrew Lloyd Webber...
These posh cunts all stick together
